Sunday, March 30, 2008

Funny Jokes

Law and Disorder...

Todd was arrested AGAIN and the detective was leafing through his crime history folder.

"Hmmm, quite a record." he said. "Shoplifting, hit-and-run, disorderly conduct, armed robbery, sexual assault, sexual assault, forgery, sexual assault, manslaughter..."

"Yeah, I know." said Todd. "It took me quite a while to figure out what I was good at."



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