One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother has several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"
Political Humor The Photo Op
Friday, July 18, 2008
Funny Jokes
Monday, June 30, 2008
Funny Quotes - Insults
If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?
- Charles Pierce
4th of July Quotes
Funny Quotes - Insults
She was what we used to call a suicide blonde - dyed by her own hand.
- Saul Bellow
Sayings
Funny Quotes - Insults
The best part of you ran down your mother's legs.
- Jackie Gleason
30 Second Elevator Pitch
Sunday, June 29, 2008
Funny Jokes - Silly Jokes
I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. - W.C. Fields
Rattlesnake Season
Funny Jokes
Bereavement
A bereaved widow is at her husband's funeral. "We were married thirty- five years before he died." She said, dabbing away the tears. "Never had an argument in all those years."
"Amazing," said a woman next to her. "How did you do it?"
"I outweighed him by forty pounds and he was a coward."
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