Friday, July 18, 2008

Funny Jokes

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother has several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

Political Humor The Photo Op

Funny Quotes - Insults

His features resembled a fossilized wash rag.
- Alan Brien



Mirror Mirror

Monday, June 30, 2008

Funny Quotes - Insults

If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?
- Charles Pierce



4th of July Quotes

Funny Quotes - Insults

She was what we used to call a suicide blonde - dyed by her own hand.
- Saul Bellow



Sayings

Funny Quotes - Insults

The best part of you ran down your mother's legs.
- Jackie Gleason



30 Second Elevator Pitch

Sunday, June 29, 2008

Funny Jokes - Silly Jokes

I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. - W.C. Fields



Rattlesnake Season

Funny Jokes

Bereavement

A bereaved widow is at her husband's funeral. "We were married thirty- five years before he died." She said, dabbing away the tears. "Never had an argument in all those years."

"Amazing," said a woman next to her. "How did you do it?"

"I outweighed him by forty pounds and he was a coward."

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